Did you hear the one...
About the blond nymphomaniac with a speech impediment and poor eyesight? Well, neither have I, but if blonde jokes are your thing, then you might like this...
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You're driving huge amounts of traffic to my site. I guess everybody appreciates a good joke!
Posted by: LAmom | January 12, 2006 at 08:57 AM
I wish I could take the credit, but most of this is coming in via Badchristian....
Posted by: Benjamin | January 12, 2006 at 09:44 AM
it takes the jokes out of me...
*hiccups*
Posted by: Agape May | January 12, 2006 at 08:18 PM
Either everybody appreciates a good joke...or...nobody gets one...you decide.
;)
Posted by: Brandon | January 14, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Speaking of good jokes:
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.
Okay, your turn...
Posted by: Benjamin | January 16, 2006 at 08:04 AM
Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"
Challenge...
Posted by: Brandon | January 16, 2006 at 12:19 PM
How do they seperate the men from the boys in Greece?
With a crowbar...
Posted by: Benjamin | January 16, 2006 at 02:34 PM
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
Posted by: Brandon | January 16, 2006 at 05:23 PM
Did you hear about the near-sighted octopus who tried to rape a set of bagpipes?
Posted by: William R. Reegan | January 21, 2006 at 11:47 AM
Did you hear about the black guy who wore a tuxedo to his vasectomy? He said, "If ahms goin' be impotent, ahms goin' look impotent."
Posted by: William R. Reegan | January 21, 2006 at 11:49 AM
I don't get the last one.
Posted by: Brandon | January 22, 2006 at 07:06 AM
Can't believe it took me so long to figure out...I didn't know I was a blond! :) Also, like the cobble joke!
-S.D.
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