I'm sure it's biblical

So yet another disaster of (dare I say it) Biblical Proportions is bearing down on the Sunshine State.

It's the third one in as many weeks (+/- a week here or there).

It must be a sign of something

Perhaps, (just perhaps) God told Pat Robertson to go to Ninevah, and Pat's not listening. Yes, yes, I know - the meteoroligists and their weathermaps and their godamned perky demeanors want to blame it all on science. Like you can't use facts to prove whatever you want.

Anyways, I'm in the take-no-chances camp. I say, for the love of God, throw Pat overboard before it's too late.

Comments

[Brandon]

You know, I think you may have something here. I'm a Calvinist...so I support burning him at the stake--Servetus style.

[Benjamin]

As long as his ashes don't cry out against us, then that may work as well. Alternatively, it has been pointed out that it may not be Pat (or not only Pat) that needs to go. Unfortunately, in Florida, the possibilities are nearly endless...

[Headless-in-GR]

I think the wrath of God is being poured out on those new voting machines...can you see them? Bobbin' away in the waves, driftin' out to Cuba...

[Brandon]

Perhaps we can make a Virgina swing once Florida has been purged.

[Benjamin]

I'd be old enough to retire in Florida before that nest of loonies would be empty. For every "Fuck You I've Got Mine"-type we throw overboard, another three or for would move in...